The Rum Tum Tugger
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
If you offer me pheasant that I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
For when you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I get home, the I like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
Now you offer me fish then I always want a feast
And if there isn't any fish then I won't eat a rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself... Nope!!!
So you'll catch me in right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger
Dosen't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing,
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle.
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And it isn't any need for me to spout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything
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About it!